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Invisible Pink Unicorn WEB
The
official web site of the supreme IPU.
“And the peasant brought
forth his oats and his wheat and his many grains;
And the Invisible Pink
Unicorn witnessed this event; And She declared,
‘Neigh, neigh neigh.’
And there was much
rejoicing.”
-- Feshuud 5:17-20
“It is
only through faith that we can see Her divine pinkness.”
-- Arthur
von Gromblin, Founder, IPU Ministries, Inc.
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MINISTRIES!
IT IS ONLY THROUGH YOUR DONATIONS THAT WE ARE
ABLE TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN.
SEND DONATIONS TO:
The Invisible Pink Unicorn Ministries, Inc.
P.O. Box 247
Davis, West Virginia 28373-1712
OR
CALL 1-900-876-1212*
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All donators receive a free copy of
The Prince John Version of the
Sacred Book of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
First translated to
English over 10,000 years ago by a Horse Whisperer named Bill,
this is the final Word of
the blessed Invisible Pink Unicorn.
Donate $200 or more and receive this long sleeve IPU shirt,
available
in many sizes*.
This long sleeve shirt
features the image of the Holy One on the front,
and the words “Invisible
Pink Unicorn” on the side of the left sleeve.
*sizes are: S and XXXL
Donate $500 or more and receive this IPU
Holy
Relic.
Hand-crafted from the
finest silver*, and packaged in a beautiful porcelain box.
*.001% silver, 99.999% aluminum.
Assembled and packaged in Taiwan.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then
he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence commeth evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him god?"
-Epicurus (c. 341-271 B.C.)