The Son of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

 

Who really was Willis of Nazareth?

 

 

Willis of Nazareth was the Messiah: the Human form of our Goddess, the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

 

He was born in Australia, over 2000 years ago, where His aboriginal ancestors had lived for thousands of years.

 

His aunt, the Virgin Marie, raised Him for most of His childhood, before He found his calling as the King of Kings.

 

As the local Messiah, Willis performed many miraculously miraculous miracles.  He made the legally blind see.  He turned liquid into solid.  And, most amazing of all, He could make those who were a little fat around the waist lose weight in a matter of weeks!

 

 

 

Actor portraying Willis of Nazareth in the CBS Made-For-TV Movie “He Is The One”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately, it wasn’t long before the news of Willis’ amazing abilities came to the attention of the Pope.  He was the ruler of the known world at the time, and brainwashed his people with erroneous beliefs.  Along with a merry band of nonbelievers, the Pope captured Willis and His aboriginal relatives, and made them his slaves. They were forced to live out their days bottling water in Peru.  After living over 120 years as a slave, Willis slipped on a rock, fell into a river, and was eaten by an anaconda.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Artist’s rendition of Willis lecturing His aboriginal relatives on the ways of the Invisible Pink Unicorn