Proof of Creation

The IPU really did create the Universe in 2 ½ weeks!

Evidence:

Ø     Human footprints found next to dinosaur prints in the limestone beds of the Paluxy River, near Glen Rose Texas.

Here is the ultimate proof that the Invisible Pink Unicorn created Man and Dinosaur at the same time. These prints, believed by creationists to be exactly 6,000 years old, confirm our hypothesis that evolution is wrong and creation is right!

Of course, there are claims by many that these beliefs don’t hold up to any scientific scrutiny, and that people have admitted carving the human footprints into the rock and selling them for money during the Great Depression, but these explanations just don’t make any sense, for many reasons!

Check back soon for reasons why these explanations

don’t make sense!

Page last updated: January 4, 1995